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LET'S GET FUCKED UP AND DIE

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December 2011

This is the best joke I've ever heard. →

suburbantragic: A guy is walking along the road and he bumps into a man with a small orange as a head. “Wow. How did you get that small orange as a head?” he asked. “Well, it’s a long story…you still wanna hear it?” replied the man. “Sure.” “OK. Well I was walking down this road a couple of days ago when I came across this lamp. Naturally I rubbed it and, sure enough, a genie appeared and...

Tonight is Cathy's 21st birthday.

There is jungle juice. So much dubstep. And way too much wine. No one is making it out of this alive.

Sappy fuck alert:

I wish these relatives would leave and that Haylee would just come home already. I feel this hollowness every time you go.

suburbantragic: loosenewleaves: That day in December when a bunch of people I see three times a year give me money for absolutely no reason under the assumption that I will not spend it on drugs. ^^^ ^^^

“I will remember the kisses our lips raw with love and how you gave me...”

– Charles Bukowski

“The part that will suck though is that there will always be those people that...”

– Scumbag Steve’s Advice for Annoying Facebook Girl This is not a joke. I really asked Blake Boston to write a letter to a girl who’s also unwittingly become a meme. And he really did, and it’s honest and helpful and addresses a distinctly modern phenomenon.

Last night I dreamt that I got high with Robin Williams. That was the entire dream. I can’t explain that.

ALBUMS FROM 2011 THAT I PARTICULARLY ENJOYED ( BUT...

Vacation by Bomb The Music Industry! - If you hung out with me in the second half of 2011 I can pretty much guarantee I showed you this record. Nothing to say here that I haven’t already. God damn this record crushed me. If you still haven’t given this a listen I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with you. Knife Man by Andrew Jackson Jihad - Wrenching lyrics. I like this record...

i have $6 to my name right now

Gifs are my favorite thing.

heyveronica: Louvre worthy.

Here's my list of best albums of 2011 →

asobbrokeup: David Comes to Life by Fucked Up That’s fucking it. That’s all you needed to listen to I’d be lying if I said I was a big Fucked Up fan or even listened to them before this album, but I think the fact that I had no bias going into it speaks to how great it truly is. I mean come on- it’s a hardcore rock opera with an unreliable narrator and characters that are aware they’re in a...

Fuck I need to get out of this house.

Flavorwire nailed it on favorite albums of 2011:

ryanhatesthis: M83 — Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming People who used to read Pitchfork compulsively and now find themselves reading Spin, for reasons they can’t elucidate and would rather not think about. tUnE-yArDs — w h o k i l l QuIrKy gIrLs wItH bRoKeN k e y b o a r d s. Jay-Z and Kanye West — Watch the Throne Heavyset men who own gigantic flat screen televisions, hugely expensive “Beats by...