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January 2011

December 2010

I FEEL LIKE I'VE LIVED 10 YEARS IN THE LAST YEAR.

It just felt like forever. That being said, it was also probably one of the best years of my life. In January I was incredibly moody, still hated being alone at ASU, and still missed everyone dreadfully. I started this year with a determined attitude to make myself stop being miserable all the time. This year I told myself that the only way to stop thinking my life was boring was to make it...

“Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of...”

– Charles Bukowski Happy 2011! (via jakefuckingadler)

The Onion- This Squeaky Wheel And I Are Pulling An... →

asobbrokeup: The truly crazy part is how long it goes on for Sometimes I forget how clever The Onion can be.

shawnofthedead: Bomb The Music Industry! -...

Big Plans Of Sleeping In - Bomb The Music...

good grief: Texas School Outs Lesbian Student to... →

hatari: cherrymafia We have read so many stories about LGBT bullying in 2010. Too many. And as the year rolls to a close, the stories are not getting any nicer or any less frequent. This story, however, is a bit different, because it is not about a student being bullied by another student. We are… People are assholes. In other news, the sky is still blue.

"Wait, do you work here?"

I get this question about 5 to 10 times every single day I go to work. Granted, I am the ONLY guy who works on the floor at Victoria’s Secret, but still. When I’m wearing all black and stocking the shelves with panties/bras/perfumes, I don’t think it takes a genius to figure out that I’m being paid to do so. Just saying. On the upside, everyone is incredibly nice to me and...

BLOGGIN FROM THE BED IN MY LIVING ROOM

Last night I came home at 3 AM, only to remember I was sleeping on the pullout bed in the living room because my relatives are in from Minnesota. I woke up at 1 PM to my 5 year old cousin saying, “You’re lazy.” I responded, “Yeah, pretty much.”

skafunkrastapunk: I Just Wanna Have Sex With You...

This was surprisingly entertaining. Watch this shit. fuck-bitches-get-money: Why ‘Back to the Future’ Is Secretly Horrifying.

So, I'm watching The Hills

ryanhatesthis: I feel like they should have named this show “dumb people being mean to each other for no particular reason while having expensive drinks in various restaurants and pool patios” Ryan probably thinks I’m a creep because I reblog half the shit he says, but I can’t help it, he’s fucking hysterical.

Where Babies Are Made: This Year in Film: Part 2 →

lookwheremyhandsare: Today I will discuss how many bad films have come out this year, and the fact that overall, this year is rather weak in the “great” movie category. Where to begin. Plot has been a massive issue this year. Can you tell me what the plot of Grown Ups was? That’s actually not a rhetorical question, I just want to see if anyone can tell me. Because I have absolutely no idea....

Where Babies Are Made: This Year in Film, Part 1 →

lookwheremyhandsare: There will be multiple parts to this story, and I feel like I might as well start with the easiest thing: analyzing the types of films that have come out this year. The only film left that I can see this year is The King’s Speech, since Blue Valentine doesn’t expand until January 14th. So what… ERIC FORTHUN IS A MAN AMONG MEN.

OH MY GOD PLEASE READ THIS. →

HYPERBOLE AND A HALF MADE A CHRISTMAS POST.